February 2012
The art of trolling →
funniest10k:
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
A man walked next to me for a moment just now,...
I did not plan my time well and now I'm stuck with...
Also, I’ve been working on this for about two and a half hours and have a solid 140 words out of 2000. How does that happen? At least I really like those 140.
“CO2 is a pollutant? Tell that to the plants.”
– Rick Santorum, this weekend in Davison, Michigan.
Yet another example of willfully ignorant being brought to it’s absolute apex.
We’re currently pumping about 90 million tons of carbon emissions into the air every day. This creates the conditions that lead to global warming, and the seriousness...
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i'm older than you
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i'm too stupid for you
“It is our responsibility as lawmakers and educators to make this system work....”
– Barack Obama
Notice he’s not talking about just four-year college. What a snob.
(via soupsoup)
at this point i'm just like
butimgeorge:
*writes one sentence*
*goes on tumblr*
Downton Day Five
Favorite male staff member
Carson. He’s such a BAMF
I’ve really sucked at communicating lately. With my family, with my friends back home, with my friends here, with myself, with basically everyone. I feel really bad about it, I don’t mean to, and I don’t want the fact that I’ve been MIA for a couple weeks or even almost a couple months with some people to make a difference, but I know from past experience that it will so I...
Downton Day Four
Favorite female staff member
Mrs. Hughes. She’s sharp as a diamond.
Guy: Hi I'm calling for...Adar
Me: This is Adar
Guy: I'm with the ( ) insurance company, and I'm looking at your file.
Me: You're from where? What insurance?
Guy: Our record shows that last weekend you were at Ultrabar, is that correct?
Me: Yeah....
Guy: We've been tracking you.
Me: What??
Guy: Yeah, I'm that guy you made out with.
Me:
LOLWUTISMYLYFE
Downton Day Three
Favorite male Crawley
Is this even a question?
Matthew Crawley—Dan Stevens.
Downton Challenge Day Two
Favorite Female Crawley
Lady Sybil Crawley
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The one semi cute guy in my pledge class is dating...
Moving from coffeehouse to coffeehouse, person to person
Compiling a cinnamon aroma and musical buzz each time I go
Haven’t I seen you? Haven’t we met?
Twenty conversations at once, thirty stories shared.
One with a deadline, two with the need for relaxation, three with a caffeine craze and five enjoying tea.
A coffeehouse is not a world, but a collaboration of small spheres
...
Downton Abbey Challenge 1
Favorite first season episode
Episode 6—So much goes on! It’s the first time Matthew proposes to Mary, Sybil and Branson are having a little something, and Bates shows a sign of his darker past. So good.
What a fucking weekend.
New Hampshire Republicans Propose Bill To... →
atheistme:
ceasesilence:
abaldwin360:
sarahlee310:
New Hampshire’s GOP legislature has come up with all manner of absurd bills recently, including a proposal making public school curriculum optional, another to prevent police from protecting domestic abuse victims, and even a measure mandating that new laws be based on the Magna Carta. Some of the Granite State’s GOP lawmakers have even...